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♪ theme song playing ♪
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‐ ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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‐ ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
‐ ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan‐ey, totally insane‐y ♪
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♪ Never man‐splain‐y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ baroque music ♪
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YAKKO:
Finally! Our Giuseppe Arcimboldo
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tribute sculpture is complete!
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‐ And it only took us three months!
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‐ Who's Giuseppe Arcimboldo again?
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‐ I'm glad you asked, Wakko!
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ In 16th‐century Italy‐‐ ♪
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[doorbell]
[music ends]
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Ah, guess the song will have to wait.
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[creepy laugh]
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Ah!
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‐ Howdy! I'm Dwayne LaPistol,
your new neighbor!
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[horn blaring]
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♪
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Just came by to introduce myself
and show you my buns.
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[squeaking]
‐ Good night, everybody!
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‐ Not those buns!
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These buns.
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[squeak]
DOT/WAKKO: Aw!
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‐ I got big ones, small ones,
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even ones that come
with their own bun‐stocks!
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Don't you just wanna clutch 'em tight
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and never let 'em go?
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DOT/WAKKO:
Oh, can we keep them? Can we? Can we?
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‐ People need buns in
these uncertain times.
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Better to have one and not need it
than need one and not have it.
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‐ Alright. Whatever you say, Dwayne.
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You're weird. Bye!
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[laughing]
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♪
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‐ Aw...
[laugh]
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[sinister laugh]
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♪
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[sniffing, maniacal laugh]
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[laughing]
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[gasp]
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[primal scream]
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♪ peaceful music ♪
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[cawing, gasp]
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[cawing]
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[yawn]
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[crash]
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[chirping]
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‐ [yawn] This toothpaste tastes strange.
Has a real kick to it.
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‐ There's a bunny on your head,
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and in your spoon,
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and in your mouth. And on my feet.
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[screaming]
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ALL:
They're multiplying!
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[bunnies chirping]
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‐ Now, the children will never
hear my educational song
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about Italian Mannerist portrait artists!
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That's it! These adorable little monsters
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have got to go!
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♪
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[growling]
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[grunt]
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‐ Howdy again, neighbors!
Here for more buns?
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‐ No. We wanna give these back.
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‐ Are you crazy?
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[belch]
‐ But we have too many!
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‐ No such thing.
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On this great WB lot of ours,
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we're free to have all the buns we want.
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Your problem is you
don't have enough buns.
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Studies show that owners of multiple buns
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feel safer from the threat of...
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other owners of multiple buns.
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♪
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‐ Oh, now you're just fear‐mongering.
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‐ That's the... one, two, three...
fourth worst monger,
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right after war, rumor, and fish.
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‐ There has to be some
kind of limit, doesn't there?
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‐ Nope!
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Glad we had this exchange of ideas.
Now run along,
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or I'll have to get out the big buns.
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[playing sprightly tune]
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[heavy thudding]
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‐ Don't touch me, you jacked juice bunny!
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‐ Those are big words
for such a little lady!
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Why don't you take these
three back to their mommy?
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[crack, smash]
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ALL:
Hi.
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‐ Call me!
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‐ I don't know if you've noticed,
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but we have a serious bunny infestation.
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[chirping]
[glove rips]
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‐ Ooh. Infestation is what I call
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a "truth word."
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I prefer in‐fun‐station!
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[chirping]
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I'm not going to tell anyone
that they can or can't have one.
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It's in the constitution.
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Wait, is it in the constitution?
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Look, my decision is final.
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If you've got a problem with it,
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fill out a comment card on the 19th floor.
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‐ But, there is no 19th floor!
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‐ Well, great! Now, you have two things
to put on your comment card.
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[toilet flush]
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[elevator beeping]
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[metallic creaking]
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[creaking, straining]
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‐ Oh no! The water tower!
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‐ She's gonna blow!
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[pop]
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♪
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[screaming]
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[crowd screaming, gurgling]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[grunt]
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[laughing]
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[gasping]
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[belch]
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‐ That's it! Fellas,
you know what this means.
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It's time to go to war!
‐ War!
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‐ Lunch!
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Oops, sorry. War. It's time to go to war.
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‐ Let's do this.
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♪
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‐ Yakko Warner! Yak attack!
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‐ Dot Warner!
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And don't call me Dottie!
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‐ Wakko Warner!
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I've got an appetite for destruction!
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[explosion]
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♪ epic guitar music ♪
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[maniacal laughter]
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[laughing]
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[blast, zooming]
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[energy humming]
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[explosions]
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[zooming]
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[crack, shatter]
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WAKKO:
Ah!
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[grunt]
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[whirring, blasting]
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[gasp]
[yell]
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[explosion]
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♪
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[both straining]
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[screaming]
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[gasp]
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[zapping]
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[grunt]
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‐ Uh oh.
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[explosion]
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♪
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[gasping]
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[laughing]
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‐ Wakko! Help us!
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‐ Do something fast!
We're being pulled down under!
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‐ That's it! Down under!
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[belch]
[dialing, ringing]
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Hello, Australia?
You folks know how to solve
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the issue of bun violence, don't you?
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[didgeridoo sounds]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
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Sure, I'll take one of those, please.
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[gulp]
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[plane flying overhead]
‐ Da plane! Da plane!
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‐ Huh?
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♪
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DINGOES:
G'day! G'day! G'day!
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How you going? How you going?
How you going? How you going?
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‐ Oh no! Dingoes!
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[gasp]
[growling]
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Please don't eat my babies!
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[roars]
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DINGOES:
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Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
Cheers, mate! Cheers, mate!
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‐ Wow. For a second there,
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I thought they were just
gonna eat all the buns.
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‐ Nope. The only thing
biting here is the satire.
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‐ You can't do this to me!
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I'm a responsible bun owner!
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I'm proving to the world
we all have a right
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to bear buns!
[squeaking]
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‐ Not here. This is a kid's show.
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[tires screech]
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‐ After this, I'm not doing any
more thinly veiled allegories.
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‐ Oh, I get it!
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This entire sketch is
a metaphor for shoes!
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‐ Yeah, Wakko.
Because America has too much
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high capacity shoe violence.
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‐ What is it then? Banks? Motorcycles?
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Varieties of salad dressing? What!?
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DOT: We'll tell you
when you're a little older.
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[thunder]
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♪